The Legend Uncle The Cockspanker Seminal Fluid Refraction Cap
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More details
- 100% cotton corduroy
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: freakdepot
- Email: contact@support.freakdepot.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for children. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20" - 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Legend Uncle The Cockspanker Seminal Fluid Refraction Cap Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
20
|
4.2
|
2 1/2
|
7.2
|
